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Sunday smile, thanks to comicallyvariant:

robin-longbottom:

okay so I am about 5 episodes into Game of Thrones and I have been using code names for the characters to describe the events to my sister, since she doesn’t watch and can’t keep up with the names

for example:

• Ned = Boromir
• Robb = Boromir Jr.
• Catelyn = Lady Boromir
• Jon = Sadface McBastard
• Daenerys = Queen Fabulous
• Viserys = Creepy Malfoy Reject
• Cersei = Foxy Cleopatra
• Jaime = Uncle Daddy
• Joffrey = Inbred Little Shit (also Grotsky Little Beeyotch)
• Sansa = Ginger Princess
• Littlefinger = Sketchballs McGee
• Renly = Queerbeard
• Syrio = Inigo Montoya
• etc
• etc
• etc

My only issue is that if we’re going to name Cersei after an Austin Powers character then it should probably be Felicity Shagwell, not Foxy Cleopatra.

Also, Bran = Comaboy and Tyrion = Peter Dinklage. And to me Viserys was Brother of Mine, but that only works for the Doctor Who nerds.

Oh and again, to me Jaime is Prince Charming. I quite like Uncle Daddy though.

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