Sun, Jul 10th
2011
robin-longbottom: okay so I am about 5 episodes into Game of Thrones...
Sunday smile, thanks to comicallyvariant:
okay so I am about 5 episodes into Game of Thrones and I have been using code names for the characters to describe the events to my sister, since she doesn’t watch and can’t keep up with the names
for example:
- Ned = Boromir
- Robb = Boromir Jr.
- Catelyn = Lady Boromir
- Jon = Sadface McBastard
- Daenerys = Queen Fabulous
- Viserys = Creepy Malfoy Reject
- Cersei = Foxy Cleopatra
- Jaime = Uncle Daddy
- Joffrey = Inbred Little Shit (also Grotsky Little Beeyotch)
- Sansa = Ginger Princess
- Littlefinger = Sketchballs McGee
- Renly = Queerbeard
- Syrio = Inigo Montoya
- etc
- etc
- etc
My only issue is that if we’re going to name Cersei after an Austin Powers character then it should probably be Felicity Shagwell, not Foxy Cleopatra.
Also, Bran = Comaboy and Tyrion = Peter Dinklage. And to me Viserys was Brother of Mine, but that only works for the Doctor Who nerds.
Oh and again, to me Jaime is Prince Charming. I quite like Uncle Daddy though.
(Source: victoryjobs)